August 10 - Columbus

Back by INSANELY popular demand...The adventures of Shaye Dog and the Lilith Fair gypsies...starring Shaye Martiarano as ...herself! co-starring Zen Jen as ...Lilith and the Nettwerk Duo as...Beavis and Butthead.

When we last left Shaye she was arriving back at her hotel after her 3rd date with Brad Pitt. Things were going well for them but in the last scene Brad Pitt proclaimed his undying love for Shaye stating "You are the goddess of my existence and without you , I can't go on."

Shaye was a little taken aback, though this had happened to her many times before with Johnny Depp, Joseph Fiennes, Angelina Jolle...shall I go on?

So what was it about this time that Shaye found so unnerving you may ask? Well, just as Shaye was about to feed him her "It's not you, it's me" speech, Brad did something totally unexpected, something completely off the wall, something no one would have forseen, something....Uh oh...one second please...standby...Your program has been interrupted due to this urgent breaking story...cue in intro music...in 3...2...1

"This just in...Lilith Fair employee looses mind while trying to find catering and suffers from dillusional episodes. Last seen wandering through the parking lot mumbling something about Brad Pitt and Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Has answering the same stupid questions over and over again finally taken it's toll on this girl? Will she ever find catering? Tune in at 9pm eastern for more events in this incredible breaking story! Film at 11:00pm!